make-believe more carefully next time
Monday, Jul. 26, 2004 @ 9:01 p.m.

to recap, at last months poker night the following occured:

- pam left crying

- bryan came in second

- i was licked in the face

- 'meat' mike harassed a teen until someone threatened him with pimped-out martial arts

- my fiancee took a swim in his undies

- an old lady called the police

- hooched out no-frills girls didn't get a piece

- i pretended i was a bartender

- we had a wicked good time

that said, this months poker night turned out to be a good deal less wicked-good when i realized i had been pretending to an actual bartender, the licker, the old lady and the meat worker didn't show up to provide any entertainment and my fiancee wore tighties.