a great battle, won
Thursday, Nov. 20, 2003 @ 3:50 p.m.

Listen. To. This.

I just found a tiny centipede in a bowl by the sink and he was stuck and couldn't get out. This set me thinking. When you put a centipede in water, it drowns immediately [fyi: KNOW THY ENEMY--centipedes breathe through tiny holes in their underbellies]. But what happens when you put a centipede in a microwave? I saran-wrapped him into the bowl, turned the power on high and set the clock to thirty seconds.

Lightning.

Success.